TV, childhood cartoons, and R rated movies

Weekend before finals ... consisting of studying and bad TV.

I just watched 3 episodes of To Catch A Predator. That show belongs on comedy central. The best was when they used a set-up where the girl is like "Come on in, I made you some cookies but I got chocolate on my shirt so I need to go change." So the guy will grab a cookie while he waits. Then in comes Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC (thats his tageline) and reams them for being a pedophile. And they try to defend themselves with a mouth full of chocolate chip cookies. I would make a horrible cop because I honestly feel bad for these guys. You can tell they're lonely guys and many of them seem to have psych disorders. Maybe jail will straighten them out, but mostly they need help. Some are just legitimately creepy though. Makes for good entertainment, jeez. New favorite show.

Then we watched The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt SuperBad About It. Horrible movie, do not watch ever.

You know how Facebook is doing that thing, turn you profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood. And I was thinking about what show I watchd the most. I watched a lot of Looney Tunes, and then Nickelodeon when I got older. But I went through a phase when I was really young, like kindergarten, when I watched Beavis and Butthead all the time. You have to understand, I have 5 older brothers and sisters, so we all used to watch it. I don't know where my parents where at this time. And my sister Mallory and I would play "House" like other kids, but we would pretend Beavis and Butthead were our boyfriends. I think I had Beavis because I didn't want a boyfriend named Butthead but Mallory didn't seem to mind.

My Dad used to let me watch R rated action movies with him when my Mom was gone. I have no idea why -like who does that? I watched the Terminator when I was 5. Last of the Mohicans at age 6. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest at 7 - that one gave me nightmares for the next 10 years.

Why am I writing about this? I don't know, really. All I know is that it is 4am and I am not tired because I don't have class anymore.

I am caffeinated so I have a few things to say.

First, funny story of the day: I was at a Holiday Concert and this guy fainted off of the 4th riser and bit it, hard! And then his head was bobbing back and forth all unconcious-like while a couple of guys DRAGGED him off the stage, all while the choir continued singing Oh Come All Ye Faithful. It was some America's Funniest Videos shit. But then I heard he ended up getting stitches - wow guy, way to be a downer. There was also a delicious looking man/boy rocking the sax, and it made me wonder - why do the majority of musicians have long hair? I'm not complaining it's just like ... why?

Second funny story: Recently, out of curiousity, I asked my Mom what type of guy she thinks I'll end with. She thought for a while and said, "Well I think he's going to be handsome and smart...(pause)...but not necessarily socially adept."

Also, I think I need to put an effort into not looking like a lesbian - you know, with the short hair, minimal makeup, and lack of a boyfriend thing I've got going on here. I think my extended family is suspicous.

So, it's my LAST DAY of classes tomorrow! Followed by 3 finals and a paper next week. I have almost completed my massive To Do list that I made on Sunday.

And that's all folks. Time to finally crack that spine on my Biology book.